t3h s@b 3m0 7urt13 omgwtflolbbq!!!11!A summary of my V'day in a nutshell...
I was kinda lonely...
I had nothing better to do...
I had no where good to go...
And Valentine's Day once again crept back up slowly from the abyss...
There it is again, the plague... The heart shape symbol of doom and the awful spamming of the color pink...
Gosh... Its infecting all the weaklings, the young and old, none spared... Its... Its... My god its like an epidemic!
What should I do? Should I run? Should I hide?
No... I am not a weakling to begin with...
I shall DIVE!
*DOES GIANT STRIDE ENTRY* SPLASH!
Arghhh!!! #@$%!!! I'm freakin freezin!!! But man I would rather be turned into a block of ice than leave now...
Uh... Hey is that a manta ray located some 25 meters away from me and the beautiful coral reef of South Point? I could be wrong and damn I should have brought a thicker wetsuit with me. This old used to be 3mm now 1mm is killing, so to speak...
Now hello again Pickachu nudibranch, trying to bring cute back again eh? Long time no see my paranoid Black sailfin goby friend! You should learn to relax from mister Randall's Sailfin goby here. And I know its Valentine's Day but you two Ornate ghostpipefishes should perhaps try to be lonely and separated sometimes... And hey, don't you yawn while I'm talking, Frogfish! Hey you, yeah you Flamboyant cuttlefish. Don't you stick out your tongue while I'm talking man. Some dudes gotta teach you fellas some respect. Stop moving around Blue ribbon eel, you too Leaf fish. Both of you are dropping from the popularity charts you know so gimme a good pose so I can promote you two again. Oh wow I nearly squished you my fragile Waspfish...
Oh...
My camera is running out of space...
Ah...
My camera is running out of battery...
Boom!
Alas, my camera has failed me at the last moment when I saw you...
I shall name you Pin-Pon the Pygmy Seahorse, and I shall return!
Back at the grand Sipadan Water Village Resort I shivered at a corner of the dive center but with a grin as I said:
"What a cold and blue Valentine's Day... Awesome!"
